December 2011
So, I’m at the mall with my momma when we walk past Sports Authority, and I say, “Red Sox Nation!”, rather loudly. Some girl behind me says to her friend, “If the Red Sox and the Yankees are both from New York, why do they hate each other?”
I almost killed someone in the middle of the mall. In front of my mother.
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind